Assume the Position Pt. 2

Hey my SWEET readers!!!! Ya'll are awesome by the way! Inty-how I recently went in on the men a lil bit about SOME of them not taking their rightful position in the circle of life SO ITS ONLY RIGHT that I address us ladies. I been seeing some real outta line type shenanigans going on and some that was neva in line to begin with.

Long story short: women be women and let a man be a man <=== BUT since that's NOT how i getz dowwwwnnnn ima do it ===> the looong waaaay (ayyyyy). Ima address these layyyyZ child bearers, Miss I Dont Need a Man fa Shhhhh and the what my cuzin D calls a fastbreak...and it will be addressed IN THAT ORDER!!! LOL I had to!!!

ATTN all who have given birth...it does not stop there. When you lay down to have children whether planned or unplanned once they hit this earth its all or should be alllll about them and you doing whats best for them ie. going to school, work SOMETHING! Sometimes you might not be able to go out and might have to cancel that date. FOR ME...Aiden Josiah Williams will have if that means me not having! STOP having ur babies looking like they belong on a milk carton and you all did up, fit pressed and hair laid UHN UHNN and no damn ma'am! STOP having ur kids around every man you date thinking erbody daddy...STOP dumping your child to your mom so you can be in the street, strap that car seat in and do what you need to do and have that baby in bed at A DECENT HOUR!!! If you have a daughter and you dressing like Diamond (yea Players Club Diamond)...dont be surprised down the road,  if you have a son don't be surprised when he bring Diamond home. Im going OFF!! Candi luh da kidz! If you use inappropriate langauge all the time in front of your babies when they cuss you out at two all you can do is have a seat and thank yourself!!! BE AN EXAMPLE! Tired of seeing this ratchet ahh kidz wit these ratchet ahh CHILD BEARERS that cant read but be hollering 2 Chainnnnnz STOP....and ASSUME THE POSITION as a mother.  OH and to you mothers that's still nursing GROWN MEN...STOP you cant be his women GO GET YOU A MAN

I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T do you know what that mean? It DOES NOT mean you don't need a man for shhhh and that you are to walk around with "get the hell heck away from me face? on all day so that you are unapproachable...STOP (I have been guilty of this...i invented that face). What it does mean is that you don't sit around and wait for your life to start once you have a man. If not married if you wana go out...go, you wana nice piece of jewelry...Zales Outlet baby!, DIY but understand that when a suitable MAN and not boy comes along you need to do what? ASSUME THE POSITION! If you can DIY allll the time the man will not feel as he is needed and will do what? Float, skate, slide, dip, bounce, exit stage left, chuck dem DUECES and find a woman that needs him because men want to be needed <-----you don't even have to pay me fa that I do this for you my Sweet Reader!!! Now if you wana kill your own bugs, wash your own car, flip through the yellow pages to get your car serviced, change your light bulbs, paint you whole house, do all the driving, mow your own lawn, and keep changing out them batteries to your toys et cetera et cetera FOR EVA, FA EVA EVA, then by all means Miss Independent *fist pump* Do you boo boo, do you.

Now Miss Hot Pants aka "the heaux" <=== dis individual is quite familiar wit assuming all types of day'yum positions! Might assume your if ya aint careful! I aint really got too much to say bout her except the fact that she make it hard for real woman nowadays. These heaux'z outchea given it up and being extremely generous to these negroes and got them thinking erbody easy....WRONG. They cooking and cleaning fa some male genitals <=== what kinda exchange rate is THAT...STOP and that's all ima say about the "her" cuz I don't wana give her too much recognition.

Extra: The Ratchet chick....just STOP ever-re-thang. STOP wearing bonnets in public GOT DAY'YUUM! STOP wit ur hair looking like a bag skittles. STOP wearing spandex and get you some spanx! STOP being loud and ghetto in public establishments. STOP posting fights on YouTube and world hip hop star that is not lady like which is why you ratcheeeeeeeeeet! STOP posting pics of you in the club shooting the middle finger...that is SO middle skoolish. Be a lady and ASSUME THE POSITION if possible.

Ladies if you want a real man you need to act like a real lady...you be the standard at least. If you wont date you, nobody will SOOOOO if you want to be treated like a woman ASSUME THE POSITION!!!!