Alright alright alriiiiight so my gal posted this quote on the site im apparently addicted to...twitter (follow me @CandiRenee). I seent it and fell out cuz I been thinking this in my head and have had numerous discussions with my fellow Americans (ladies) on it.
If you want this too be short then...I say ninjas need to stop breastfeeding, take off they diaper and let they bawls hang GOT DANGIT!!!!! The End.
SYKE-A-BERRY
I'on do short men, short tweets, short text or short blogs!!
See where I'm from we like to take things niiiiiiiiice and eeeeeasy..,LOL ok fa real nah -----> lately I myself have been feeling as if these "nowaday ninjas" as I call em' don't do too much of nothing anymore (not all, its some goods ones out there in Alaska!): they don't wana ask ya out proper like, they want you to call them....chase them...cook for them...take them out...they wantcha to play house and I can't speak fa all women but-er-uh I AM #NBTL(not bout that life).
been there
done that
got the tshirt
keychain
bumpersticker
subcription CANCELLED!
I feel like these nowaday ninjas want you to make all the decision and for me that is not cool. Like I don't wana chill at ur place all the time (park, museum, beach, riverwalk, desert...c'mon Son!). "well watchu wana do" ===> "is that not what I asked you???" <===dats the shhhh I be talk'n bout . I have become a bit aggressive, decisive I say because I have had to do all the decision making in past relationship and I just want for the men or men like characters that come in my life to ASSUME THE POSITION! Beware mothers and heaux's extremely generous females are hindrances to some taking there rightful position in the circle of life! Also u must readily identify who u dealing wit and stick and move accordingly
There are 3 types of men(that I will discuss briefly):
1. The Breast-feeder: this is the momma's boy. B/c his mom does ever-re-thang for him he is looking 4 u 2 do the same and if you'on know by now "u cant raise a grown man-child". He might appear clingy, whiny etc. Prepare him a gift basket with the following included: breast pads, bottles, pumps, diapers and wipes and send him on his way.
2. The Rebel: I hear bout a song that say these heaux extremely generous females be acting up and these niggas ninjas be letting em' WELL lemme put my thang down flip it and reverse it ===> these ninjas be acting up and these heaux's extremely generous females be letting em"!!!! The rebels have gotten so use to getting ever-re-thang handed to them that making a decision as a man is not even required. Dont give him no care package...or time...send him on to the enabling heaux extremely generous female so he can act up ova there...
3.The Potential: This guy understand what it means to make a decision as a man yet he understand that as a woman you are capable of doing so. He takes the time to get to know you and observe you so when it comes to it he can make a decision such as dates, gifts, places to spend time etc based off gathered information. he doesn't beat around the nut bush but if he wants to spend time with you...he will. If he wants to hang out...he will, and he will have an idea in mind as to where (perferrably not his crib to "watch a movie"). If he wants to take the "friendship" to the next level, he...will.
** having potential does not necessarily mean that the potential will be reached or that he is the one for you
NOW LADIES, sistah, my sistah I know that we have been thru somethings and been listening to these independent woman songs and feel we can do any and everything and that may well be BUT you have got to give a man the opportunity to be a man....take off ur man pants and put on a nice dress, some baddd pumps and give him some options, be a team player...Just because a man wants to make the decision doesn't mean he wants to control you..i hope. So give him options, let him decide and then you yay or nay the decision and go back to the drawing board together if necessary *walks away from mirror*
Sooooo totally agree with afore mention quote...in case ya 4got and dnt wana scroll....
"A real woman should have a choice and an opinion, a real man should make a decision" @DaFrenchTakeOva
women be women and let a man be a man
men ASSUME THE POSITION!!!!!
There are 3 types of men(that I will discuss briefly):
1. The Breast-feeder: this is the momma's boy. B/c his mom does ever-re-thang for him he is looking 4 u 2 do the same and if you'on know by now "u cant raise a grown man-child". He might appear clingy, whiny etc. Prepare him a gift basket with the following included: breast pads, bottles, pumps, diapers and wipes and send him on his way.
2. The Rebel: I hear bout a song that say these
3.The Potential: This guy understand what it means to make a decision as a man yet he understand that as a woman you are capable of doing so. He takes the time to get to know you and observe you so when it comes to it he can make a decision such as dates, gifts, places to spend time etc based off gathered information. he doesn't beat around the nut bush but if he wants to spend time with you...he will. If he wants to hang out...he will, and he will have an idea in mind as to where (perferrably not his crib to "watch a movie"). If he wants to take the "friendship" to the next level, he...will.
** having potential does not necessarily mean that the potential will be reached or that he is the one for you
NOW LADIES, sistah, my sistah I know that we have been thru somethings and been listening to these independent woman songs and feel we can do any and everything and that may well be BUT you have got to give a man the opportunity to be a man....take off ur man pants and put on a nice dress, some baddd pumps and give him some options, be a team player...Just because a man wants to make the decision doesn't mean he wants to control you..i hope. So give him options, let him decide and then you yay or nay the decision and go back to the drawing board together if necessary *walks away from mirror*
Sooooo totally agree with afore mention quote...in case ya 4got and dnt wana scroll....
"A real woman should have a choice and an opinion, a real man should make a decision" @DaFrenchTakeOva
women be women and let a man be a man
men ASSUME THE POSITION!!!!!
Dope Candi!!!!!
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