Ride OR Die, Lifesavers anyone?

Him...them...the male species: "I need a ride or die"

 Me....us....confused educated woman species: "whaaaaaaat?!"

 Ride or die 
Ride where????
Die for whaaaaat?
 Is it a yes or no question?
 Are you threatening me???
 Is my option for not riding...dying??? 

 Urban dictionary (not accredited and compiled by anybody off the street)  1. Ride or die: A chic that ain't afraid to be down for her man! She'll do anything her man needs her to do
      Example: we got into a fight at a store and my girl was ride or die. 

 Merriam Webster (world renoun accredited dictionary) 1. Ride or die: ???? Non existent ????

 There is this quote going around that women are tested when their man has nothing and men are tested when they have everything.....what the hell what! Seems like its a heck of a lotta woman being tested.....

 Candi's ComMINTS
*throws up hands like a thug* OH UHN UHNNNNN If u know me, Candi, u know I like 2 RIDE in my own car so when it's time to go and imaginary bullets start flying I can exit, shoooooot I ain't tryna DIE. I don't want to be defined if the definition ain't in Merriam Webster. Most women are nurtures and caregivers naturally so we gone be there and we gone take some shhhhhh...it that we don't have to anyway but the buck stops at dying. And fighting in a public establishment, ride or die....so you want me to look like an ig-nant <insert word of choice from urban dictionary>   in public and possibly be arrested? Are there any other options? You get a charge and you want me to lie to who???? They pay people to investigate, I don't think my lie will hold up in nobody court...I'll surely DIE behind barzzzz. You want me to RIDE in a car filled with illegal what???? I'll surely DIE in this high speed chase. 


 I understand loyalty and being there for the good and the bad (by the way are we talking commitment, intent to marry? Cause if you tryna be long term boyfriend for 5+ yrs I'll DIE b4 u put a ring on it) but a man should never require his woman to put her life or reputation in danger. 


 If a man ask you will you ride a die ladies, plz, for your safety...RIDE OFF (and leave him where he is) because you gone DIE if you don't 


 Leave the riding and dying to the actors and rappers...just a simple will you be there for me will suffice.

What's Your Flavor?

*singing* What's your flavor, tell me what's you flavor, whoooo (ya'll remember that song...maybe..maybe not...candied PINEAPPLES!!!)

Hot...maybe not topic

or a topic that'll getcha hot

not hot and bothered 

but maybe one of the two depending on you 

or maybe you won't be fazed ah-tall

let's unwrap this thang.......interracial dating ("courting" for those that wanna be fancy and innovative even tho' its THE SAME ugh <------that's a whole notha blog in and of itself!!!! ----> I just went off again, remember Sweeties i do that occasionally) but yea interracial dating...side switching...crossing the tracks...coloring outside the lines.

I don't know what goes on in vanilla and nougat households but most chocolate folk have this unspoken code of not bringing anyone home to mom and pops outside ur race our you gone get talked about and possibly admitted or checked out. Sometimes times its not even an unspoken matter...its un-thought of and then you have the households where its spoken of and  ill advised. 

Often times when paparazzi spot a chocolate brotha with a woman of another coating you hear "ooh uhnn uhnnnn" accompanied with teeth sucking and gum bumping [LOL, i ain't got no sense] and when a sista is spotted with some candy of another coating she is thought of as cray cray and the brothas try to holla anyway cuz they don't see competition. 

AND THEN you have those that bash my chocolate sistas and talk about they don't date black women because of there attitude and this and that BLAH. 

and THEN you have the sistsa thats fed up wit the thug...self made entrepreneur (with no education, no funds, no foundation)...the habitual cheater...or the dreamer who stays sleep. 

AND then you have those who claim to be color blind...well they need to go see an optometrist! 

Candi's ComMINTS

Mannnnnnnnn I could go all out on this topic cuz my son's father is apparently with "Alice in Wonderland" but thats a whoooool notha blog but SHE AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME HONEY, BAH-LEEH DAT! Let me stick and roll quickly b4 I get in my feelings and this blog goes in another direction.

To those that bash sistas, go ahead and get you spaghetti spine-d peppermint with no stripes, if that's what you like grrrrrrrreat but don't be talkn bad about my sistas. Its called backbone not attitude BOO, we ain't wit taking crap.  For those that claim color blind they really do need to get checked because you cant just not see color unless you got that Stevie I Wonder going on. I guess what they mean to say is they look at the character of the person rather then color and that's fine SAY THAT. And sistahs our counterparts are going out and dating ever-re-otha flavor in the rainbow so why must we limit ourselves? Why must anyone limit themselves? I have had Hershey milk chocolate, dark chocolate and honestly i been thinking bout trying out me some........NAH who am kidding. I'm not trying nothing intentionally but I am thinking more lately of not limiting myself and that's just Candi, I have a chococlate addiction!!! But you...you cross the tracks and tell me bout it!

Almond Joy

Christians are often put on a "make no mistake" pedestal and mocked (oh I thought you was a "christian" or aren't you suppose to be "THE christian" or you're a hypocrite) when they stumble by non-believers/backsliders/other struggling Christians.

Candi's ComMINTS
There is an old saying: *eh-hem*  a pig wallows in the mud but a sheep struggles <-----some people are comfortable throwing bottles, hands, curse words, harboring unforgiveness, infidelity, fornication, and the beat goes on and on and on some more.......BUT others struggle in certain areas but look to God for help and deliverance when they fall instead of staying down.

Sometimes you feel like a NUT 

and 

sometimes you don't (or they don't)

Regardless of you feeling nutty or someone else being a nut you cant allow people to steal your JOY or stop you from growing.

Until next blog Sweeties

Almost a...Jawbreaker

C.Breezy: Look at me now, uh, look at me, yea
*looks closer*
Chic: uhmm, a piece of ur chin is missing..

Sooooooo apparently a part of Chris Browns chin is missing. Sources say that Chris Brown got into a brawl with Drakes entourage [homeboys who follow the bread winner cuz they ain't got nuthin gon for them in life] ova hizzzz X Riahnna whom ppl now call RiRi [a slang term for retard, slow, missing a few from the bunch]. Yep he got Eveyln Lozada'ed!!! 

Candi's ComMINTS
The Chris Brown I knew and loved...ya know the *singing* I think I say yooo-ooo-o CB , the lets get it popppppping CB, he was a nice guy BUT the racheeeet CB who whole body tatted up like he belong in an art museum, this singer/rapper/woman beater/im finna talk about Brian Mcknight/EVER-RE-THANG else...who is this guy????? IDK but what I will tell you is that he need to let RiRi go. Im not alllllll the way convinced he whooped up on her like they say because now they making CAKE, CAKE, CAKE...i know photo shop when I see it! First hizz career took a beating because of her accu-zay-tions and know him? This whole Drake and Chris Brown thing I don't know too much I about or care to keep up with cuz they not in my Ipod. BUT-ER-UH...Chris and his chin need to sit dowwwwn, whatchu fighting ova a RiRi that aint  your ol' lady for...or is their something the media missed -----> secret luvah's??? OR maybe this is a publicity stunt to get more people to buy hizz new album...hmmmm.

Thats my and until next blog Sweeties...*smoochezzzz*

Lemonheads...behind bars...

Hey my Sweets!

 Soooooo Zimmerman is behind bars and now so is his wife! they took til death do us part to a whole notha level, yeesh. So Mrs. Zimmerman is now in jail because she committed perjury about their finances during a bond hearing. Now they both in jail looking like the gotta a mouf full of Lemonheads (sour face)!She said they were indigent meaning poverished but after further investigating by people who get paid to investigate they apparently have racks on racks on RACKS! LIES THEY TELL!

 Show of hands...who would lie for their husband on the stand (and I stress husband b/c if it's no ring on ur finger and you lying on the stand for some uncommitted in the wind joker you may need to be behind bars for the publics safety!... I jus went off, I do that sometimes)? *looks around* 

 Candi's ComMINTS
Before I say any-thaaaaaang, let me jus start of by saying...that shhhh cray! Look I can't be locked up in a house for too long what Candi look like bein behind somebody barzzz?! Uhn uhnnnn I'm too sweet fa dat..."it's like Candi!" Im saying tho' if we both locked up who gone hold down the fort and answer the concerned calls and write thank you letters for the donations and flowers and what-not??? And if we both got records it's gone be real tough to get jobs upon release is all Im say'n so somebody gotta stay on the Otha side of the barbed wirezzzz *me, me, pick me...ur daddy can go but not me*

 Chicks say they ride or die but Candi...she'll ride but the buck stops at dying unless it's fa Jesus (who gone check me boo,not somebody from behind barzzz).

 A couple is no good to each Otha if they both LOCKED UP so I encourage ever-re-body to really know there boo thangs and ensure you don't get linked up to no foolish characters who will inquire of you to do foolish thingzzzz

 Until nxt blog my Sweets!

Sour Patch Kids v. Daddy Dolla

Mega church leader Creflo Dollar was arerested last Friday and charged with simple battery, family violence, and cruelty to children. And if ya don't know, now ya know! Social media and mouths are running with this story so  let me tell it, put my spin on it and comMINT.

Sour Patch Kids

Was this an attempt to get at Daddy Dolla because of not being able to attend a party? Did the 15 yr old throw a lil temper tantrum and get checked by her daddy? Hmmm. In one report the older daughter said she saw her father grab her sista and slap her and that he choked her for 5 seconds (oh so you counting...). None of the articles I read had the 15 yr olds personal account which leads me to believe she either mute, know she was wrong or that the eldest sista orchestrated the whole shaBANG cuz she mad bout her allowances getting cut or something IDK. And who called the police? I think it was the older daughter cuz Laffy Taffi Dolla aint showed up in nobody report or paper. I have seen disgruntled kids get in trouble and then lie on there parents to get back at them but thisssssss.....

show of hands who's been slapped for getting outta line wit they parents *raises both hands*

Daddy Dolla

And in the left corna' we have the defending champ Daddyyyyy Dolllaaaa! First lets take Daddy Dolla of the pedestal and place him back on solid ground with every one else.... thank you...now I shall I proceed, YES INDEED! What would cause a father to just lose it and lay the smack allllllllll the way down? Hmmm. Did he just snap after 1 neck and 2 eyes rolls? The man is under serious pressure daily so did he jus have a weak moment and need to transfer some pressure on the next person that tried him? *shrug* In one of the articles I read Daddy Dolla expressed that he was trying to restrain his daughter who had disrespected him and that he spanked her and sent her to her room. All that choking for 5 seconds and slapping nonsense is false he claims (egregious I say!)

Candi's ComMINTS
Being a parent of teen children can be difficult and I know because I didn't make it easy for mine ( Lord help me when Aiden time come)! When parents don't give in 2 their churn' wants the kids go and rebel in whateva way is going to get back at their parents BUT this was a bit much. Lil baby shoulda jus ran around the block 4 a few hours and had em' thinking she was missing like erbody else do nowadayz. Anywho, so yesterday an article was releases and to make a long blog semi short the older daughter reversed her statement the same day which backs up my idea that she orchestrated this whole shaBANG, now she need her 19 yr old behind whooped and sent to her room! There is a difference between abuse and discipline but society has gotten to where parents aren't allowed to discipline the churn' they created...WHAT?! As far as Candi is concerned you step in the way of me "disciplining" my son when it is warranted and you can popped (Tami Roman style) too.

Until til nxt time my Sweets!

My 1st Entryduction

* singing* You must not know bout me, you must not know bout me *pause*....oh that's right, you really don't.Well allow me to reintroduce myself! My name Candice Renee Jones (ooh the whole guh'ment = government) but you can call me Candi! So I am now officially stepping into the bad side of blogger world thanks to a gentle push/slap/kick from DW aka @Sh_Speaks and my lovely/outspoken/offTHEchain sister RJ aka @TheM0naL1sa. Thanks ya'll!

So who is this Candi character you ask? First and most important I am a lover of the Lord. Each day I wake up I strive to please God. Some days Candi isn't so sweet but I thank God for His unconditional love, patience, grace and mercy and the fact I can go to Him with my mess and He gives me a chance to correct it. (I just preached, I tend to do that from time to time because He is so good to me). I am the mother of Aiden Josiah and he is soooo adorable! I'm a bit of a shopaholic but I know I can "quit at anytime I want" *hmph* This could go on forever because I am a lot, my friends say I'm EXTRA so I'll stop and let you get to know me thru my wordzzzz.

What am I gonna blog about you ask? I'm going to be voicing (typing) my comMINTS on Ever-Re-Thang and anything...whateva needs to come up out this noggin. I'm going to express my thought on things I see, want to see, don't want to see (like bonnets being worn in public)...what I hear, and what you want to hear about. Im going to inspire, give tips...jus Ever-Re-Thang! I type like I txt so bear w/ me because this computer is not, there are red lines ever-re-where, LOL.

P.S. this Candi doesn't sugar coat...
P.S.S. can be sarcastic, witty, blunt, str8fwd...I LOVE YA THO!!!!