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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Lemonheads...behind bars...

Hey my Sweets!

 Soooooo Zimmerman is behind bars and now so is his wife! they took til death do us part to a whole notha level, yeesh. So Mrs. Zimmerman is now in jail because she committed perjury about their finances during a bond hearing. Now they both in jail looking like the gotta a mouf full of Lemonheads (sour face)!She said they were indigent meaning poverished but after further investigating by people who get paid to investigate they apparently have racks on racks on RACKS! LIES THEY TELL!

 Show of hands...who would lie for their husband on the stand (and I stress husband b/c if it's no ring on ur finger and you lying on the stand for some uncommitted in the wind joker you may need to be behind bars for the publics safety!... I jus went off, I do that sometimes)? *looks around* 

 Candi's ComMINTS
Before I say any-thaaaaaang, let me jus start of by saying...that shhhh cray! Look I can't be locked up in a house for too long what Candi look like bein behind somebody barzzz?! Uhn uhnnnn I'm too sweet fa dat..."it's like Candi!" Im saying tho' if we both locked up who gone hold down the fort and answer the concerned calls and write thank you letters for the donations and flowers and what-not??? And if we both got records it's gone be real tough to get jobs upon release is all Im say'n so somebody gotta stay on the Otha side of the barbed wirezzzz *me, me, pick me...ur daddy can go but not me*

 Chicks say they ride or die but Candi...she'll ride but the buck stops at dying unless it's fa Jesus (who gone check me boo,not somebody from behind barzzz).

 A couple is no good to each Otha if they both LOCKED UP so I encourage ever-re-body to really know there boo thangs and ensure you don't get linked up to no foolish characters who will inquire of you to do foolish thingzzzz

 Until nxt blog my Sweets!

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