Ride OR Die, Lifesavers anyone?

Him...them...the male species: "I need a ride or die"

 Me....us....confused educated woman species: "whaaaaaaat?!"

 Ride or die 
Ride where????
Die for whaaaaat?
 Is it a yes or no question?
 Are you threatening me???
 Is my option for not riding...dying??? 

 Urban dictionary (not accredited and compiled by anybody off the street)  1. Ride or die: A chic that ain't afraid to be down for her man! She'll do anything her man needs her to do
      Example: we got into a fight at a store and my girl was ride or die. 

 Merriam Webster (world renoun accredited dictionary) 1. Ride or die: ???? Non existent ????

 There is this quote going around that women are tested when their man has nothing and men are tested when they have everything.....what the hell what! Seems like its a heck of a lotta woman being tested.....

 Candi's ComMINTS
*throws up hands like a thug* OH UHN UHNNNNN If u know me, Candi, u know I like 2 RIDE in my own car so when it's time to go and imaginary bullets start flying I can exit, shoooooot I ain't tryna DIE. I don't want to be defined if the definition ain't in Merriam Webster. Most women are nurtures and caregivers naturally so we gone be there and we gone take some shhhhhh...it that we don't have to anyway but the buck stops at dying. And fighting in a public establishment, ride or die....so you want me to look like an ig-nant <insert word of choice from urban dictionary>   in public and possibly be arrested? Are there any other options? You get a charge and you want me to lie to who???? They pay people to investigate, I don't think my lie will hold up in nobody court...I'll surely DIE behind barzzzz. You want me to RIDE in a car filled with illegal what???? I'll surely DIE in this high speed chase. 


 I understand loyalty and being there for the good and the bad (by the way are we talking commitment, intent to marry? Cause if you tryna be long term boyfriend for 5+ yrs I'll DIE b4 u put a ring on it) but a man should never require his woman to put her life or reputation in danger. 


 If a man ask you will you ride a die ladies, plz, for your safety...RIDE OFF (and leave him where he is) because you gone DIE if you don't 


 Leave the riding and dying to the actors and rappers...just a simple will you be there for me will suffice.